About Us

Chad Chris Wilson is a 47-year-old IT technician who enjoys drinking, vandalising bus stops and travelling. He is energetic and inspiring, but can also be very sneaky and a bit unstable.

He is addicted to alcohol, something which his friend Luc Emil Mclaughlin pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in 1991. Chad has lost three jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: health centre receptionist, gym assistant and admin assistant.

He is a Thai Jedi. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with cats.

Physically, Chad is in good shape. He is very short with chocolate skin, black hair and black eyes. Unusually, he has a prosthetic arm; he lost his in a car accident. He has Due to the alcohol, Chad looks older than his actual age..

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Having never really known his parents, he was raised in a series of foster homes.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a burglar called Nina Margie Sheppard, who was 12 years older than him. They broke up because Chad was too focussed on alcohol to have time for Nina.

Chad’s best friend is an IT technician called Luc Mclaughlin. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Cooper Sutherland and Dexter Parks. They enjoy attending museums together.